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A man once advised his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning.

The son did this religiously and lived to the age of ninety-three. When he died he left fourteen children, twenty-eight grandchildren, thirty-five great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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