The Twenty Third Channel

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The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.Picture1

It makes me lie down on the sofa

It leads me away from the faith

It destroys my soul

It leads me in the paths of sex and violence

For the sponsors` sake.

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my responsibilities

There will be no interruption

For the TV is with me,

Its cable and remote

They comfort me.

It prepares a commercial before me

In the presence of my worldliness.

It anoints my head with humanism and consumerism.

My covetousness runneth over.

Surely laziness and ignorance

Shall follow me all the days of my life

And I shall dwell in the house

Watching TV for ever.

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